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03/25/11:"Chip & Bernie's Dating Guide for the Zombie Apocalypse" is released and will help you find a zomatch and find true zomance for your broken heart. Click Here to see the Dating Guide.

11/06/10: The "Chip and Bernie's Zombie Survival Guide" is almost ready for production but in the meantime those two Zombie exterminators decided to give you a few teasers of their soon to be world famous production. Click Here to see the survival commercials.

10/30/10 Click Here to check out our photo gallery of wanted Zombies with bad cases of Zomance.

10/01/10: Zomance.com is the preproduction of it's "Chip and Bernie's Zombie Survival Guide" for your safety in this Zombie apocalypse. In the meantime we suggest you lock yourself into a room and wait for help, which probably won't come. So hopefully for your sake we finish it soon.